February 2012
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Feb 22nd
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Love is a Parody (Original Song)
Feb 21st
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Dresser? I Hardly Know Her!
(From a collection of my theater tales that I have affectionately titled “The Staircase to Nowhere”) In the darkness that embraces us, all I can hear is his breath, now coming in short, warm gasps in my ear. My hands remain steady as I quickly unbuckle his belt with dexterous speed, pulling off his pants as he fumbles with the buttons of his skintight shirt. As he steps out of his slacks, I...
Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 4th
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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Her: You want to go grab something to eat?
Me: What?? I do NOT think of violence all the time!
Her: Erm...
Me: Wait, what did you say?
Her: Um, nothing...
Me: Okay, cool.
Her: ...
Me: I'm hungry.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 17th
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Killing dragons is so satisfying
laszlotastic: Especially after they troll you by never landing or getting close enough for you to attack. I could use my bow, but I like the satisfaction of killing a dragon with an axe.  BRING IT!  I shall slay you all!  I shall grind thy bones into meal and feed thee to mine minions, leaving thy blistered skin to rot under the sun’s scornful gaze.
Jan 17th
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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November 2011
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Nov 28th
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“Their names grew within us, swelled to the brink of our lips, forced our eyes...”
– Louise Erdrich, from her story “Machimanito”
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Nov 11th
“Writing frees the soul of all those little voices scrambling to be heard.”
Nov 7th
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October 2011
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Oct 31st
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“All the best quotes are anonymous. —Anonymous”
Oct 31st
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